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Washing the boat

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Another term used to describe masturbating.
Mom: what are you doing in there!?

Son: washing the boat...

Mom: ok.

Son: HA! she fell for it (jerking off sounds)

Mom: Wait a minute, he doesnt have a boat in his room...
by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004
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eyes in the boat

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To keep looking straight ahead and not left, right, up or down. USMC term.
"Keep your eyes in the boat, Private"
by Randy C. Barker February 10, 2009
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drive the boat

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Instead of saying “get ontop” or “can i ride You” during sex refer to it as “driving the boat. Getting ontop of his big dick like it’s the size of a boat
by Yuji March 18, 2019
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old man in the boat

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When the clit is looked at from a side profile. An old man, wearing a cloak, bent over sitting a boat.
As I stared at her pussy from the side, I could almost see the old man in the boat pickup his pole to find that stinky fish.
by Necromantia September 21, 2015
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Rowing the boat

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Masturbating two other males at the same time, normally by a female.
- Maaaan! don't get in the spa!
- Why?!
- We were in the spa totally outta of it, when Tash stated rowing the boat with me and Johno... and we weren't complaining! Just don't get in, ok?
by papitorico October 10, 2008
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