Internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?
Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.
by superninjapenguin February 28, 2007
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by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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The Internet

moron-laden porno pipe

There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006
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A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.
Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.
by Jimbo May 22, 2003
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internetism

A word or phrase born and primarily used on the internet. Typically an acronym used in message boards.
idgaf, amirite, and tl;dr are a few of the internetisms used by people in this message board.
by Nysidra November 14, 2006
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A Forbidden Place

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Shhhhhhh you shall not no the internets power
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A horrible place that destroys the souls of millions of people every day.
Person: Hi

Souless Monster: Ugh, go away I'm on the Internet
by Infinitykitten July 31, 2016
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