A napkin with a hole in it for a protruding penis. Meant to catch access spunk during masturbation or philashio
by Gussygus July 07, 2020
A napkin you tuck under dick while you are peeing, this way you do not get pee on you pants from splash back or shaking it out.
by Ryan Tucker17 April 24, 2017
by dongell August 17, 2009
While performing oral sex on a women, the man or woman reach up and choke the reciever causing lack of breathing to amplify pleasure.
by Olaf1990 June 17, 2010
When one puts an item of clothing, eg a T-Shirt, over ones stomach to catch any stray spoog when knocking one out.
My girlfriend didn't suspect a thing until she found my used Jizz bib under the sofa. She had to tear it off the upholstery.
by Matty Boy March 09, 2004
Fat below the belly button, usualy seen on largely obese women, immediately above the vagina, as an extra belly. Also known as "ass in front".
by Jeremy M August 03, 2005
(n.) Someone who complains about something everyone else is experiencing at that moment in time. This person usually has an attention disorder.
Person 1: "fuuck this line is so long.. i'll never get to see avatar in 3D"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"
Person 2: "stfu cock bib"
by Jonemode December 28, 2009