Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.

Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!

by Alex Blake July 26, 2006

Jewish freedom

Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.

Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?

Persona non grata #2

Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!

by 357magnum April 9, 2009

Jewish Handkerchief

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.

Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.

by Skiamac April 19, 2010

Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

by JewishCowboy February 10, 2010

Jewish nigger

An impossible situation.

-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger

by GasShowerForJew June 15, 2019