Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.

Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!

by Alex Blake July 26, 2006

Jewish freedom

Jewish freedom is when everybody reads about the Holocoast (big letter!) three times a day. When all media is runed by them. When they dictate ups and downs in economy.

Person #1 Hey, why are all media, authors and financial institutions jews? Why do we have the same situation as Hitler described with no discussion?

Persona non grata #2

Fuck you, im jewish! Jewish freedom is what you got!

by 357magnum April 9, 2009

Jewish Handkerchief

While performing oral-sex on a female, insert one's nose into the vagina and discharge/ blow/ exhale through the nostrils with increased velocity.

Isaiah had no kleenex to blow his nose, so he performed a Jewish Handkerchief on his girlfriend. Subsequently relieving congestion and leaving both parties satisfied.

by Skiamac April 19, 2010

Jewish Boner

An erection that still possesses a semi-flaccid property, typically caused by over-exposure to pornography or by frequent masturbation.

Been beatin' off so much lately to blacked.com that I can only get them jewish boners.

by ElectricBananaMan November 8, 2018

Set it to Jewish

To adopt a thrifty or cost-mindful attitude.

"Dude, we're running low on funds. We better set it to Jewish until the end of the month."

by ShahOfShazam September 30, 2009

Jewish Cowboy

A Jewish guy who is very unstereotypical: doesn't "look" Jewish, "act" Jewish, usually doesn't have an extremely Jewish name and typically hangs out primarily with non-Jews but still identifies unequivocally as Jewish.

ex. Actor Paul Newman, MLB Hall of Famer Hank Greenberg, Gene Simmons & KISS, champion wrestler Bill Goldberg.

"While real-estate lawyer Harvey Lipshitz went to a Nancy Pelosi fundraiser, Jewish Cowboy James Miller was pulling some 5-star pussy at the club"

Jewish girl 1: Who's that hot guy? I've never seen him at temple before.
Jewish girl 2: I've seen him at the gym before.. he's like sooooo cool
Jewish girl 1: a regular Jewish cowboy *giggles*

by JewishCowboy February 10, 2010

Jewish nigger

An impossible situation.

-How can you be simultaneously rich, poor and a thief?
-A jewish Nigger

by GasShowerForJew June 15, 2019