DBE Tester

A drive-by-ejaculation tester. A large black dildo that’s made for your prison wallet to show diversity.

Person 1: Are you a DBE vendor?

Person 2: Idk

Person 1: Let’s use the DBE tester and find out.

by Chuck finelay June 8, 2018

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

Size Tester

A size tester is a guy or girl who is used is used to show the different sizes of dildos.

Friend: “you're the equivalent of a cheap hooker”
You: “That's too bad because you're most definitely a Size Tester

by User173842066669 January 1, 2023