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TestedTeret

A Player on the Loony SMP known to have caused several issues and has had 5 assasination attempts attempted on him.

Known things he has done:
He has created a copy of the egg from the Dream SMP saying he likes the idea of something spreading and that he just isn't creative. (This can be debatable.)

He had almost fully infected the most popular marketplace on the Loony SMP before taking down on of the eggs, the egg is currently dormant.

He is the reason the cactus grows fast, making one of the most overcomplicated experience farm possible to be made in the Loony SMP, requiring roughly thousand blocks to make, containing 3 main sections:
The Bamboo Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber.
The Smelting Chamber.
The Cactus Chamber being by far the biggest, taking up a whopping 18 × 10 ×10 space or more commonly know 1800 Cubic metres! Making it by far the biggest and most useless farm in the Loony SMP.

Issues he has caused:
Claimed a part of the OP Wither Farm made by xd_davs and his allies. (Sold claim for 4 netherite.)
Destroyed SEVERAL of the mall ownership contracts, even after knew ones were made.(UltraNovaMusic tried to assassinate him with End Crystals, killed himself in the process, afterwards xd_davs attempted to assassinate aswell, failed 4 times.)

Achievement he has made:
Biggest Cactus farm in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs bred in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs owned in the Loony SMP.
Most pet dogs murdered in the Loony SMP.
Most likely to cause a war.
xd_davs: "Who just stole our contract?!"
UltraNovaMusic: "It was TestedTeret and he seems to be burning it."
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