Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012

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Sperm Toffee

When a woman (or man) takes sperm and thickens it through a blender, then refrigerates to let it cool. It is then shaped as desired on a piece of tin foil. Then it is placed in an oven (which should be set to 450 degrees (fahrenheit)), after 3 hours it should come out warm and crispy. It is great for snacks.

Tina's specialty is caramel cluster sperm toffee.

by Jeff the vomit guy May 24, 2009

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tifferific

being an amazing person named Tiffany who is thought of to be an amazing person, who is outgoing and at the same time modest as she doesnt see her own greatness

i cant believe you dont see how tifferific you really are.. even Kimmy says so. :p

by UR GF&KEVIN February 20, 2009

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teffanie

Slang used to critique fabulous writing. Dope sentence streams.

Teff can be used for short.

"Octavia Butler's writing is so Teffanie."

Student finishes essay. "Voila, Teff!"

by PositiveWordGirl January 5, 2017

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The Toffee House

A digital gathering mainly consisting of traders with a criminal record. The Toffee House typically becomes more active at 2am. Members are usually busy trading, gambling, drinking alcohol or building tinfoil robots.

The Boss: Today I will show The Toffee House participants how to trade using the line.
Paul: The elite have unplugged my internet.
Alex: I'm at a 55 year old's house.
Mike: I'm watching The One Show.
Joe: The bouncers threw me out of the pub for falling asleep.

by binmunbruce August 29, 2019

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