Technotard

Someone who blows with simple technology.

My mom is a technotard, she constantly needs to be reminded how to copy and paste.

by Assaultman45 July 3, 2007

technotard

Somebody that always pretends to know technology, or pretends to be a uber h4xor (awesome hacker)

Colton pretends to know computers, and Travis sends viruses, yeah right! they are such technotards!

by EMGP January 11, 2008

technotronica

techno and electronic music put together to form a mix of the two.

"the genre of music they played was technotronica"

by lulu lion January 23, 2009

Technotard

A person who is technologically retarded. Esp. concerning computers and gadgets.

God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!

by Gintonic November 3, 2010

technotimidation

The change that occurs to a malfunctioning piece of electronic a few moments before someone with technical ability arrives.

Im so glad your here, the issue is ....huh! its working now. It must be technotimidation

by cucuilin November 23, 2010

Technoturd

Person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop Hillary Clinton's face onto a donkey's butt.

My computer science teacher is such a technoturd.

by Big "J" in PDX December 25, 2010

technotwerp

A person who prides him/herself on his/her supposedly extensive knowledge of advanced technology, especially computer-related technology; however, possesses little practical understanding regarding day-to-day essentials. Includes persons who use technology to allay a repressed inferiority complex.

Okay, so your computers are down. Let me write down my information so you can enter it later. Do you have a pen handy? Or, don't you technotwerps even know what a pen is?

Bill Gates had better not ever come out with TimeTravel for Windows. Today's technotwerps wouldn't last 5 minutes in the 19th century.

That IT guy and the jagoff who hired him are such morons. They monitor our desktops looking for dirt, and they think we don't know that. What a couple of technotwerps!

by Gasteroide April 26, 2011