Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla September 30, 2014

Daniel Seavey

The most pure, sweet, adorable angel to ever walk this earth. His voice is beautiful, as is he.
He is 1/5 of an amazing band, Why Don’t We.
He got 11th place on season 14 of American Idol, and he can play about a bajillion different instruments.

Person 1: I love Why Don’t We so much!
Person 2: I know right! Me too! My favorite is Daniel Seavey. He’s so adorable 💕
Person 1: We are such limelights

by IziMarie September 19, 2018

Swerved

When someone avoids conversation with you deliberately cause either you or them are a cunt

1 = "Hi"
2 = (*walks bye with dirty look*)
3 = ooo you jus got swerved

by Lowtonloserwitallslanglayd January 27, 2016

Sweater Yams

Slang for women's breasts.

Referenced in the movie Fanboys.

Windows was to busy on his computer to check out the nice sweater yams.

by tubbytom October 24, 2009

Sweater Weather

bi anthem

"o look shes singing sweater weather." "She must be bi!"

by yannothat0neg1rl October 22, 2019

Swerved

When you go in for the kiss and she moves out the way

Katie just swerved you

by Loveing galaxy December 20, 2018