straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

Straderz

Straderz is an urban abbrebiation for Straight Away. Used in the same context, but with an urban twist.

Pronounced: straah-derzz

Bro, we gotta go straderz or we'll miss Abraham's fight.

by Joel_k24 November 2, 2011

Straddlegy

When an individual or company has numerous goals, but can't seem to land on one specific strategy that will get them to where they want to be.

Company A wants to increase profits and sales so they look at multiple strategies. Instead of coming to a consensus on how to get there with one strategy, each person sets out on their own direction and they never get there. Hence overall you have a straddlegy.

by HobbyCop893 August 5, 2012

strahler

Strahler's are very hard working sexy and ready for action

Sexy
Man that girl must be a strahler because she is sexy.

by Hheyc February 12, 2017

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

strodle

strodle is a type of walking, which is described as a swaggy or cocky way.

“i’m going to strodle into the place like i’m something else”
“oh yeah u should totally do that bro”

by thestordellinggang June 3, 2019

straddle saddle

The facial area ( mustache ) that provides the best. Place for a woman to straddle his face for the ride of her life!

Hey gorgeous how about taking a ride on the ol straddle saddle !

by Dickfinsterslitt September 13, 2019