Guy: sup bitchezzz... check dis mufuckin cock-n-stein
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
*whips out*
Bitchezzz: oh daddy give me that big hard cock-n-stein
Guy: fuck dat... i'm gay
by Fagatron1927 February 28, 2011
by FuckYou February 23, 2003
Equipment needed:
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge
Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.
Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.
Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.
To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .
and Enjoy ! ! !
One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".
by Delmarva Inbreeds July 27, 2009
The study of defecation in the greater search of poop pebbles (also known as poop stones) and dispersion.
Theresa: Candice, you forgot to flush the toilet!
Candice: Oh, I'm sorry, I left it there for all to steininger.
Candice: Oh, I'm sorry, I left it there for all to steininger.
by Funkitreez April 07, 2009
A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
is a very stong women with laser beam eyes and is a teacher with a great student named kawon brown and she hates reggie
by kevin kornilious February 27, 2019
If you ever heard Netflix Dark tv series, it's basically the same thing but without incest.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Whereas they are high quality shows with master degree level astophysics and natural science, philosophy infos.
Karen: Noah is my mother and father also son? What the fuck is that? How can someone be mother of herself? I memorized all family tree of Dark but still I can't figure out!
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
Daniel: Then watch Steins Gate.
by WeebLawStudent October 04, 2023