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Skeet Rash

n. Semen that has been allowed to dry on the skin after oral sex or sexual intercourse.
"Oh gross, Dick gave you skeet rash"
"Dude, last night, I gave Ethan's mom skeet rash"
"Dude,when I'm done with her, she's gonna have skeet rash all over her body"
by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003
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skeet darts

Skeet darts is a game where at least 2 people participate. One draws a dart board on their face with lipstick. The other masturbates and ejaculates on the other's face. Where ever the cum shots land you tally up your score and allow the next participant to have their turn. repeat until the desired point value crowns a winner.
Flip, Chuck Duece, and Steeds got that bitch so drunk, they played skeet darts on her all night while she was passed out.
by chuck duece July 30, 2010
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Skeet Sniping

The art of pulling out of a fuckhole (other than her face) seconds before busting a nut, and without changing positions, the skeet sniper acquires a target quickly and accurately spattering it with jizzum. Beginners tent to aim for the belly button or a nipple. Veteran shooters will target and take out an eye, nostril, specific tooth, the part in her hair, or combinations.
Skeet sniping advanced tactical maneuver:
Skeet sniper: "Ooooh, I'm gonna cum, ooooohhhhhhyyeaaaaaaaaaarraaarrrr!"
Random wench: "gnnaaachalchal" -gasp- "it went in my nose" -cough, cough- "and into my throat" -gag-
Skeet sniper:"BOOM, HEADSHOT!!"
by GoodGoon November 28, 2012
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skeet off

To leave quickly; to disperse. Same as "murk off" or "burn off."
"I'mma skeet off, lil nigga come catch me, catch me." - Young Thug
by Thecoolestrodeo July 25, 2016
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does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.
Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007
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freak in the sheets

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.
"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"
by Alorophasia777 May 3, 2008
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Sheethal

Sheethal is the best person you know.

Sheethal is simply beautiful, she doesn't need filters to look good, everybody wants her look.

Sheethal is a genius big brain personality, but she's a sweetheart so she doesn't make her friends feel dumb.

Sheethal has a weird sense of humour but her laugh can make anybody laugh.

You always learn something new and come out a better person than you were before after talking to Sheethal.

Sheethal has great taste in all things, her choice and opinion is always correct.

Sheethal is too good for you so if you know a Sheethal consider yourself blessed.
Sheethal is an angel in disguise.
The "S" in BTS stands for Sheethal
It's Sheethal and never "Sheetal"
by Gasex December 10, 2020
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