The act of eating out a girl, then as she cums catch it in your mouth and then spit it all over her face. When you're done yell you don't have enough badges to train me.
Amanda asked why Charlie had a handprint on his face. He replied that he was squirtling a girl last night.
by MeowDaddy69 May 28, 2016
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by Cruncher February 13, 2006
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A natural form of fertilizing your lawn or flowers that comes from your pets.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
When your dog lifts his leg and urinates on your grass.
Look honey, Shadow is taking care of our lawn, he's using labrador squirtilizer!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
Bianca, stop peeing on my garden, you're not supposed to use your squirtilizer on my flowers!
by BobNJ August 22, 2010
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Get the Squirkle mug.The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...
Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...
by Burntybayer March 30, 2019
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by cheif1nut December 30, 2013
Get the super squirtle mug.When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you
Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?
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