Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"
Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"
by Fudbringer January 29, 2014
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"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"
by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008
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It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011
Get the Squirting Cucumber mug.The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.
by ItalianChia May 1, 2007
Get the squipping mug.When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.
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walsh: "man, stop quirking to me, youre so full of shit"
walsh: "man, stop quirking to me, youre so full of shit"
by crazy carl t December 18, 2010
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