squirtapiss

When you squirt and piss at the same time.

Man I’m so embaressed I squirtapissed all over Jeremy last night.

by MR.MR. July 19, 2018

Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

by pungalung November 2, 2018

Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

Squantanious

Describes the occurrence of an unexpected squant thing or the sudden arrival of a squant person.

A: "What do you know about Kanye West?"
B: "Not much, other than that he is quite the squantanious character."

by TheOnlyGarret March 26, 2020

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

shit squint

The twinge in a girl's eye after he takes it out of her ass and puts it in her mouth, the ol'ATM! MMMM, good.......

I live to see the shit squint in a girl's eye when she tastes her own fecal matter......

by Sam and Chris January 22, 2007