Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Squeegasm

To get very excited in a non-sexual way about something, almost as if you had an orgasm.

I had a squeegasm when I realized David Tennant was in Fright Night.

by Nadarien September 6, 2011

squeege

(1) v. Female ejaculation.
(2) n. Female ejaculate.

(1) "Bix gave her the shocker, and she squeeged all over the place."
(2) "I think Brooks got some squeege on his shirt when he fingered that thirty-something year-old woman."

by Scriptor Metamorphosis November 17, 2007

Squange

To "Squange" something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp.

Kyle! you Squanged the living fuck out of that cone!

by Michael Tarantoola February 20, 2008

Squeegler

A person who voluntarily gives animals orgasms for the purpose of insemination. Basically beats them off until the animal achieves orgasm.

Owen is a good squeegler because he gets animals to ejaculate quickly.

by Snowdrif May 26, 2009

Dick Squeegee

Noun. This little flap of skin is most notably seen in porn movies where the girl is riding on top of the guy or also in the doggy style position. Located on the back of the pussy nearest the gooch, this majestic flap of skin can be see when pulling out right before each thrust and is used to help keep pussy juice on the shaft.

Andy: GYAAAD, did you see that fuck sluts dick squeegee?

Mike: fuck yeah! She got a well deserved pussy gape.

by Jbomb314 December 27, 2013

Squenge

A repulsive unidentifiable substance

Yo Pete what the fuck is that squenge on your pants.

by Dr Squenge September 3, 2018