weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer October 7, 2007

lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 20, 2005

squeever

A deep romantic love for someone that goes beyond words.

When saying "I love you" just isn't enough.

A way to express your feelings, desires, and love for your significant other.

I squeever you...enough said.
You are my everything, i love you beyond belief...I squeever you...forever.

by Sexy Hot Pants & Boo May 6, 2017

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by bleuvixen September 5, 2008

bean squeezer

a slang term for a mexican

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!

by Kool-aide maine May 28, 2009

Squeezer

A contraceptive used by men to plug his urethra with Elmer’s glue to prevent impregnating a girl during doing the sex.

“Bro! There is no way she is pregnant! I had a squeezer up in there while we was fucken!”

“No guys! He’s totally into me! The only reason he didn’t cuddle after sex was because he needed to remove the squeeze!”

“Dude, don’t use a squeezer! Imma buy you a box of condoms from Costco!”

by Lilelmer February 3, 2018