creature seeking

A superstitious engagement focused on the act of seeking out a very unattractive man/woman to perform coitus upon. It is most commonly used as a method by which to get out of a rut.

Man I've just been striking out with these job interviews so I went creature seeking last weekend, railed out a bridge troll, and landed a job the next day!

by Magic Mike & The Big D February 10, 2021

Squeezing the beef

The action of taking a dump. As if you were to squeeze some carne asada out of your butthole.

Fricken Kyle is squeezing the beef again.

by Sidney M. owns u August 18, 2007

ball squeezins

Male ejaculatory fluid (sperm) It's name comes from a cross between the slang for testicals and lemon juice bulbs that you squeeze (lemon squeezins) Though it is NOT recommended that you squeeze your balls to produce squeezins, a much better way of achieving this end result is to have sex.

Joe chucked some ball squeezins all over Cindy after she gave him the best fellatio of his life.

by prevensjonsmiddel February 16, 2008

Seeking the Heat

An innate technique known by all men, learned still on the cradle. Throught the Blind Roballo's preadators vision, he can seek the heat and then enter into hot places, where he will feel at home for an average time of 15 minutes. Although this practice leads men from all over the world to (irrationally)discover fat chicks "cavities", it is deemed to be one revolucionary step towards sexual freedom.

-"Hey Shoyu, did you banged that fat woman over there?"
-"Sure, I listened to the Blind Roballo's will... he was irrationally seeking the heat"

by Rodrigo Vinicius Dufloth January 12, 2009

cookie-seeking

The behavior of seeing praise or reward for not being racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. The annoying tendency of allies in struggle to seek attention for themselves, simply for not acting like an asshole.

Stop cookie-seeking, we know you went to the protest.

by NLu November 25, 2014

sqeezing the twinkie

When you're doing a girl doggystyle with her panties around her knees and you pull out, nut in her panties, and give her a wedgie. Making it look like someone just squeezed the cream filling out of a twinkie.

Don't call me later I'll be sqeezing the twinkie with this skank I met.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

Squeezing the Custard

The act of muscularly retaining a load of sperm in the rectum of a man or woman as long as possible.

After receiving a hot load of mans milk in the ass, I love Squeezing the Custard!!

by AD218 August 28, 2008