donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Sauching

The action form of the word 'Sauch', it can also mean anything the user wants. Usually it means something along the lines of 'owning'.

Yo man I'm gonna be sauching some noobs all night.

Hey bro you wanna go sauching tonight?

Dude, he was just sauching everyone yesterday, you should've seen him.

SAUCHIN'!

by The Sauch Master 4000 June 25, 2009

Squealing Octopus

When a female; or a group of females, pours ink into the crevise of their vagina and proceeds to queef as the Ink sprays out in orderly fashion. (Plural: Squealing Octopussy)

Damn ma, I want you to do that squealing octopus all over my anus!

by SpoogeQueen February 14, 2015

squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.

Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)

by entity2501 March 7, 2008

Pig Squealing

A certain way of singing in the metal/hardcore genre.
Made by inhaling or exhaling with the tip of your tounge on the roof of your mouth, sounding like a dying/squealing pig.
It was originally brought into music to resemble the Slaughtering of a pig and is used in many of todays bands.

Job For A Cowboys song "Entombment of a Machine" contains pig squealing.

by Jorad October 28, 2007

Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

Bed squeaking

To masturbate at a summer camp on a bed made of springs. It makes a squeaking sound so everyone else in the cabin knows your jacking off.

At camp when i was masturbating/bed squeaking the guy under me kept yelling "would you stop it!!!" it also works for minorities like women and gays, too!

by bedsqueakerCLH May 15, 2011