Squeaky chair 

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

Squeaky chair by J-Pimping November 1, 2008

Squeaky Bum Sunday 

The final Sunday of the Barclay's Premier League season. Coined by Jeff Stelling and the boys of SkySports Soccer Saturday. Typically, all 10 BPL matches are kicked off at the same time. The league title, UEFA Champions League positions and relegation/survival can be on the line.

We knew it would be dramatic, Squeaky Bum Sunday, but nobody thought it would be like this.

--Jeff Stelling as Manchester City FC snatched the title from Manchester United FC with 2 stoppage time goals on 13-May-2012.

Squeaky Bum Sunday by seamlessostoole July 18, 2012

Squeaky Weasel 

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

Squeaky Weasel by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

squeaky third wheel 

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

squeaky third wheel by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

squeaky greg 

A sexual act in which a can of whipped cream is dispensed into someone's anal orifice.

Barbara gave Jeffery a squeaky greg and now we have no whipped cream for the party.

squeaky greg by DougieMcElroy June 26, 2017

Squeaky Death Tube of Doom 

another word for flute

Friend: Imma grab my trumpet.
Me: Imma grab my squeaky death tube of doom.

Squeaky Death Tube of Doom by howdoesonehappy May 26, 2019

squeaky slut 

when the anal gets so squeaky its slutty like aidin when sarib gets it so squeaky from the anal at 1am

squeaky slut....how are you???

squeaky slut by sqeuakytime May 11, 2021