Squeaky chair

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

by J-Pimping November 1, 2008

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Squeaky Bum Sunday

The final Sunday of the Barclay's Premier League season. Coined by Jeff Stelling and the boys of SkySports Soccer Saturday. Typically, all 10 BPL matches are kicked off at the same time. The league title, UEFA Champions League positions and relegation/survival can be on the line.

We knew it would be dramatic, Squeaky Bum Sunday, but nobody thought it would be like this.

--Jeff Stelling as Manchester City FC snatched the title from Manchester United FC with 2 stoppage time goals on 13-May-2012.

by seamlessostoole July 18, 2012

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Squeaky Weasel

A sex position , when a dude is banging a chic doggie style and quickly goes for the double fish hook and switches to anal sex makes her squeak like a weasel

Dude i totally switched it up and dropped the squeaky weasel on her then she punched me

by Chopperdave631 January 27, 2010

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squeaky third wheel

When you go out with your best friend and another person comes along, that extra person is the (STW or Stew) squeaky third wheel. You and your best friend are the well-oiled, smooth-going rear wheels of the "tricycle" and since the other party is not as close as the two of you are, they say and do things that throw a wrench in your plans or irritate and cause friction.

Do we have to invite the Squeaky Third Wheel? I'd rather just go with only you. Stew can be a little bossy.

by O-Penned-Mind August 20, 2016

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