Squawking Penis

A little boy that wanders around whilst crying and moaning for absolutely no reason.

Boy :"wahhhhhh, wahhhhhhh, wahhhhhh"

Babysitter : "Sit down and shut the hell up you squawking penis"

by Fudbringer January 29, 2014

anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016

Squirting Linda

A female that has an enormous amount of ejaculate gushing like “Old Faithful” from her vaginal opening every time an orgasm is reached.

"I had to wear a safety goggles while I was muffin munching…When she came her Squirting Linda damn near took out an eye when I gave her head last week!"

by Uncle Shecky April 2, 2008

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word

You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face

by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG February 20, 2011

EMI-Squashing

A very unnapealing sexual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.

That HUGE emily chick was EMI-Squashing me last night...i cried.

by Laurennn (: June 11, 2008

squarting

When a person is about ready to climax and they begin to ejaculate they have gas and begin to fart while they cum.

She began squarting as her boyfriend pumped her tight pussy.

by Ragnar1627 April 6, 2016