squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007

Rally-Squatch

When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.

Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.

by Mike109999 October 10, 2013

Squatch

Derived from "sasquatch." Pretty much just a rugged ass man. As of right now the main example of a squatch is Rick Ross. Another term that describes squatch is the male version of "ratchet." Iced out, and tatted up individual.

"Damn check out Ross shirtless on BET!"
"Nigga's squatchin."

by SquatchZilla October 13, 2012

Squatch

Dirty STD infested vagina

"Shaun has been real desperate lately, so desperate he fucked that little squatch downstairs in Apartment C, now he's got scabies, warts and the HIV."

by That girl at Perfect March 2, 2009

Squatch

Squatting to take a shit in the woods like Sasquatch (Bigfoot).

When I was out hiking I had to squatch one on the trail.

by mizrabull September 30, 2003

SQUATCH

(n) Term used mainly in the west coast California, often meaning "get the fuck out" or "be gone".

*Girl - Yo let me get an ounce of that KUSH for a BJ
*Boy - Nah, squatch bitch

by A1SAUCY December 29, 2014