Scoffage

when you are eating a whole bunch of one thing and you almost choke but you keep going.

oh man, I'm doing total scoffage right about now.

by 6 and a half February 12, 2018

Spaff

Another word for cum

I spaffed all over ethan the big Busty babe

by Scoobys Doobie July 10, 2019

Soffersonian

1. A female with a rather large rump/arse
2. The act of stuffing a stuffed animals glutius maximus/booty. (Soffering )

1. Damn shawty, you a real soffersonian.

2. Hey Bob did you get started on the soffering yet?

by Solobiorrett January 7, 2021

g-scoff

someone who scoffs at gingers or disrepects someone just because they are a ginger

Bob has been really herasses Eric just because he's a ginger. He's such a g-scoff.

by cheifprocrastinator March 6, 2008

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

Spaffer

A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

spiffalicious

1. When something is very spiffy

-"Man this game is spiffalicious!"

-"Hey, I got a raise!" Said Bob
"Spiffalicious" said Fred

by Lefty January 2, 2004