Spunch

<V>{Spunch ; Spunched ; Spunching; Spunchage}

The act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or testicle area, with no real intention of harm. Usually the result of a sarcastic comment.

1.Danny joked with Jaden sarcasticly , In return, Jaden spunched Danny to his knees.

2. Danny needs to find a girl who's not into spunching so much.

3. All the spunchage going on in that relationship led their demise.

by James September 7, 2004

Splinched

You don't want to know

'Arry: "Splinched? What's that?

The Wiz: "You don't want to know"

by Pseudoscience January 11, 2015

Slunched

A combination of slouching and hunching usually brought on as a result of excessive consumption of alcohol or narcotics.

Hey, you should check on your buddy. He's by himself slunched over in the corner.

by LairBear June 13, 2015

sploncher

A descriptive word with negative cannontations

That person is a real sploncher.
Don't act like a sploncher!

by godschild2 November 10, 2015

Splinched

That thing that happens to aux-cords and headphones when you have to hold them in a certain position to work.

"I need to buy new headphones, mine are splinched!"

Mike: "Yo pass the aux"
Jimmy: "Beware, its a little splinchy"

by BuyBetterCables August 26, 2019

Splinch

Unit of measure for wine, usually a small amount like half a small glass

Dear, would you pour me a splinch?

by Ediggity September 6, 2019

Spunchbop

Aw hell naw

Oh hell naw spunchbop to 30 benadryl

by kell incognita November 18, 2021