spoghurt

a yoghurt and a spoon all in one (like when u get th lilplastic spoons from sainsburys)

oh where did i put my spoghurt

by babydunn April 12, 2004

Splog

A bloody hotdog on the back of a thong strap. Mostly used for constant anal stimulation.

Yo that splog is ill.
Yo can I borrow your splog?
I tore a nut open from all that splogging yesterday.

by Only In Jersey April 8, 2003

sloghead

1: the state of having excessive slog in your head
2: being inept, foolish, moronic, or existing in any other state of little to no intellegence
3: general insult

A: Well your mom's a slut!
B: Well you're a sloghead!
A: oh damn, I got boned
B: yes you did, yes you did.

by Rob April 4, 2005

Sploshage

Verb: The act of massaging another with food and or edible products, for pleasure. It is a splice between massaging and sploshing. May also be used as a noun.

Tanya enjoys foot sploshages with bacon and grits between her toes.

by Tastetopia January 9, 2011

sploge biscuit

dried masses of man juice found in local adult peep shows on floor.

the homo enjoys a good sploge biscuit with his coffee.

by e z geezus July 29, 2011

Splosher

When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.

David, you absolute splosher.

by Minky October 5, 2016

Splogoloaf

A loaf of splogo. Formed meat with cashews and cheese. Goats enjoy it on rye bread with honey mustard.

Today i bought honey loaf and splogoloaf.

My goat jeffrey gets a splogoloaf sandwhich as a treat.

by CornFlakes N. Mihul February 7, 2018