Splitmats

Something gay people say in fortnite. It is referring to split materials

Hack: Yo splitmats splitmats.

Brendan: we just landed, I have nothing you idiot

by beastdink1 December 26, 2020

Splish

What water should have been named.

Can I get a glass of splish?

by urmom6974 July 27, 2021

Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021

Splitmoon

Term 1; (adj.) Spread Asscheeks

Refers to the Crack in someone's ass i.e. "Split".

Term 2; (noun) Top tier PBL player who is one of the coolest people ever. Denies coolness but is in fact, very cool and very skilled.

Ex 1; (adj.) "I couldn't use Splitmoon as my username on Club Penguin because they said it was inappropriate, there goes that."

Ex 2; (noun) "Hey guys it's Splitmoon! Isn't he the coolest PBL player ever??"

by MoonKitten January 10, 2022

splish splash

you were takin' a bath.

craig: "splish splash"

you: "nice"

by kigo August 5, 2022

Splisful

When one has the feeling of genital mutilation, but really just has to pee.

Hey dawg, I just had the most splisful piss I’ve ever had!

by MookieThinks February 15, 2023

Splissified

a perfectly classifiedly rolled spliff from the hands of a rolling god, aka manic aka the rolling god aka me…

Ex:
Ricky- Hey allen, look how splissified my spliff is
Allen-“alright let’s jus hope it pulls”

20min later
allen-“ dis shi splissified asf”
Ricky- hell yea dude!

by Staywokehoe June 6, 2023