splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..

The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."

by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014

splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005

lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.

I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.

by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009

splitting the nugget

The act in anall sex

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?

by benjy11 August 7, 2010

splitting a pizza

the gayest thing two guys can do together

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.

by rando's parents October 19, 2008

splitting the dice

male version of camel toe

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice

by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009

Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.

"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"

by bite2break January 14, 2010