spatch

The effluvia byproduct of ejaculating in the anus. Spatch is sometimes removed from the anus by FELCHING.

A greasy glob of spatch slowly worked its way out of her well-fucked anus.

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

spatchy spatch

Another word for a spatula

Watching my BF cook dinner while I stand here with my spatchy spatch ready to stir something

by Blouis775 January 5, 2020

b-spatch

A derogatory slang term used for females

A female woofer

Other definitions known such as "Bitch" and "Biatch"

Can also be used as a term of endearment "I love you, you b-spatch"

"Smack my B-Spatch"
"B-spatches and hoes"
"B-spatch face"
"Stop being such a silly b-spatch"
"Shut your B-Spatch"

by BarneyRubble September 16, 2007

spatchcock

the act of using one's penis to flip eggs off a partner's vagina

She asked me to make her breakfast, so I offered her a spatchcock.

by SledgeTheHammer September 23, 2008

spatch

the wet spot created by the act of successful sexual intercourse

"Honey, grab the squeegee and clean up that spatch".

by teej October 16, 2003

slatch

The sludge left behind by a girl after a night of sexual activity. The girl is often not the brightest or prettiest and is usually (but not always) riddled with AIDS or several other various STDs.

1. I've just seen your bedroom, that girl you brought back last night slatched everywhere!

2. "What smells?" "I've got that girls slatch all over my fingers, it stinks"

by Taggy123 August 6, 2011

spatchy

Interesting, whereby people in old, patched up clothes look interesting because the patches add color. Usually used in conjunction with clothes, but can apply to almost anything.

"Your new blazer is quite spatchy and keen, especially in this light!"

by Noise Tank January 2, 2005