social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

splinting

Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.

"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."

by LightningBug February 20, 2021

Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Saying a person or entity "has some ‘splainin’ to do" (in a Cuban accent) is a humorous way of suggesting that they have done something illegal or otherwise embarrassing.

The catchphrase dates back to the 50's "I Love Lucy" show.

"Dude, asdfghjkl;!!!... why are my briefs pink?? Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do!"

by rickirichardo January 7, 2013

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

Spleening

That point when you're so tired that everything is hilarious.

I was spleening last night! I couldn't stop laughing about the way she pronounced basket.

by lsteve May 6, 2011

eplaining

A continuous bitch session carried out via email. Similar to complaining.

Janie kept on eplaining about how much she hated sara this morning...i got nothing done.

by ZZZmSSS August 21, 2008

spining heart of doom

when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes

man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load

by bluegallade March 15, 2011