spinach pie

The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.

She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.

by johny johny j-roll July 22, 2009

Spinaching

throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye

I was spinaching with Bobby when he came in one of my eyes

by Cheese Cannon May 31, 2015

spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

spinach

The portion of the labia minora that protrudes beyond the labia majora. Some women have a lot, some none at all. If a big dollop protrudes, the women is said to have "A lot of spinach."

Look at this model! What a mouthful of spinach that would be!

by streaking crimson June 7, 2013

spinican

Spanish people who love niggers and the niggermonkey culture and defends all niggers.

Also:

Puerto Rican boys (and girls) who act, talk and look like niggers.

Look at Maria over there, she loves Daddy Yankee aka "The Spinican King"

by Mike Hunt XXX January 18, 2010

spinach waters

Diarrhea caused by eating too much spinach in one day.

I ate two spinach salads, pizza with spinach, and lasagna florentine; by the next morning, I had the spinach waters.

by t.h. November 3, 2003

Yung Spinach Cumshot

The yungest rapper who makes the best songs about sex and hoes.

Yung Spinach Cumshot: this is my best song
Bob: play it
Yung Spinach Cumshot: kk
Yung Spinach Cumshot: I am a registered sex offender
I stuck my dick into a blender
Your mom is a transgender
I am a professional nude sender
You know that I be dominating
My cock and balls are rotating
Ice on my wrist, I could go skating
Between thick thighs, I'm suffocating
I have a huge fucking cock
I nut inside my sock
I walk around in crocs
While my dick is harder than a rock
I fuck bitches in school
Cause you know I'm fucking cool
I jump inside my pool
I take a hit from my Juul
I don't actually smoke
But I make your bitch choke
Once I gave someone a stroke
My cock is hard like oak
You know I'm dropping fire
You can sing my songs in the choir
They call me Quagmire
No, they don't, but at least it rhymes
Ayy
Alright everyone sing along for this next part
I nutted inside your mom
Yeah
I nutted inside your mom
Wooh
Alright, here we go
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay
You know I love being a sexist
I eat pussy for breakfast
Ice on my necklace
I had sex with my dentist
My fanbase is getting bigger
Your hoe is a gold digger
I wear Tommy Hilfiger
While I pull on the trigger
Woah, woah, woah, that was risky
My bitch just turned 60
She knows my cum is sticky
But her pussy is squeaky like mickey
My lines are hotter than the stars
When I'm dropping these crazy bars
My cum has filled jars
And stained so many cars
Ay
Your mom is a hoe
Yeah

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023