Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."

by soupersalad May 13, 2016

SpiderAss

SpiderAss is the funniest person on the forbidden app and you should subscribe to him.

John: Ay have you seen this meme from SpiderAss?
Larry: Shut the fuck up

by SpiderAss November 8, 2020

spiderstanmybeloved

An amazing and hilarious tiktoker <3 who uses she/they pronouns 🤤🤞

spiderstanmybeloved Is my favorite they are super cool

by Stanley_barber_simp June 15, 2021

spidersexual

U like fucking spiders and you need help please speak medical help as soon as possible

Hay that spider looks fine

Yeah let's fuck it

We are now spidersexual cus we are wierd

by Dumb shit to do with sexualiti December 27, 2021

Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked

“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”

by Spidergat February 26, 2021

Brimming glass of spiders

A glass brimming with spiders

"Are you thirsty? We have water, soda, juice, spiders, be-"
"spiders?"
"okay, spiders it is then"
"no, that's not what I-"
But he was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders

by bbasic February 21, 2021

Twin Spiders

Sparse amount of hair around the nipple

Nothing better than flossing with Twin Spiders

by fishchum December 19, 2008