spanish walnut

Sweaty balls that have been covered in shit then sucked on for an extended period of time.

My girlfriend told me my spanish walnuts were tasty! Way better than at the restaurant.

by jelsey and cakemonster June 4, 2009

Spanish Inquisition

No one expects it.

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

by Spounge84 August 16, 2011

sanity

the one thing everyone wants but cant get-because soon enough we all realise the truth- were all a bit mad.

Sanity is stupid-you should reach for insanity, like the rest of us.

by Biafra J July 29, 2004

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.

What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'

by Abby April 4, 2005

Spanish Girl

A Spanish girl usually has a lot of rhythm on the dance floor, a beautiful face, and a nice body. Boys, if you have yourself a Spanish girl, you better hold on to her.

me:hey did you see how that spanish girl was dancing?
friend:yeah. she was hot.

by udntevenno August 16, 2011

Spanish Teacher

That one teacher who is from spain. Whenever you breath, you get detention.

My Spanish teacher gave me detention for breathing

by AsiaWillRule May 13, 2019

spanish inquisition

when you are being interrogated/questioned ruthlessly by an individual or individuals.

Girlfriend: where were you last night?
me: at home.
Girlfriend: why didn't you answer my calls?
me: my phone was dead.
girlfriend: well why didn't you call?
Me: damn! what the hell is this??? the Spanish inquisition???

by Durty Hutchinson March 4, 2008