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sober reflection 

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.
John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.
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sober sally 

someone who doesn’t drink or someone who isn’t drinking when with the boys.
sorry guys i’m a sober sally, i'm not firing tonight.
sober sally by jelly kelly June 16, 2020

sober flyer 

An oxy-moron. A blatant contradiction, referring to the obviously non-existent idea of a sober student at the University of Dayton.
"There were lots of sober flyers at that party last night."

"I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice."

"Yeah you're right there are no sober flyers."
sober flyer by I am Peterson February 17, 2010

Sober October 

1- The act of making a conscious decision to remain sober, or partly sober, through the month of october, until Halloween, when everyone goes full out.

2- Choosing to stop using a certain substance throughout the month of october, often only applies to weekdays
Its sober october, no more smoking pot at school Octsober
Sober October by coolcat5562 November 14, 2011

Sober Shepherd 

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.
Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

sober as a duck 

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol
friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck
sober as a duck by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

sober irishman 

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish
If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!