cork soaker

It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.

I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!

by JHo May 13, 2005

Slaked

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

by cunt rage November 2, 2009

snaked

To get stabbed in the back or be generally
screwed over by someone

1.That fucker just snaked me.
2.I though he could be trusted but he
snaked me.

by camman March 18, 2005

Super Soaker Surprise

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

soaker

Stepping in a puddle and getting your shoe wet.

In my experience always seemed to happen in the snowy months: Slipping on the snow when jumping across the creek, stepping through the thin ice on the side of a pond, falling through a spring snow bank that has been hollowed out by the thaw's runoff.

Bob McKenzie is standing knee-deep in a vat of beer which is quickly rising:
"My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks."

by Ed December 17, 2004

snaked

When a deceitful human literally slithers around behind someone's back and screws them over without the mark knowing it

1. Caitlin snaked the fuck out of that guy
2. Can you believe how they snaked me out of a job?? What a bunch of legless slitherin' fucks.

by therealnga September 10, 2019

Solid Snaked

To avoid a situation where awkwardness or trouble could ensue

I owed that guy money but I solid snaked it through the back.

Saw that chick I didnt want to see so I solid snaked it before she could see me.

by Mav3ric June 28, 2007