Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

#snore

Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.

Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.

Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore

by NewLingo December 21, 2016

Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.

Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.

by Toecutterguitar August 7, 2019

Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

Snore-gasm

When you cum in your sleep, kinda like a wet dream.

*Looks down at undies* Wtf? I don't remember jacking off last night! Oh wait, I probably had a snore-gasm again, those damn clowns!

by Blaceph April 12, 2021

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

snore throat

A sore throat caused by snoring

I fell asleep on the couch last night and woke up with a snore throat

by torchinomotorino October 23, 2025