smuff

The original smuff. To smuff is for a mildly attractive woman with a hairy downstairs to smother a poor guy (or girl, or farm animal) with her goods. Some are willing participants and bring snorkels, while others are caught off-guard, often being woken up from the hair bomb.

"Heather was surprised at 3am when Blair smuffed her good, right in the kisser. Heather temporarily lost consciousness."

by wbeachdan April 17, 2008

sluff

In Amtgard and other LARP groups, to sluff means to not take a hit from another player.

A sluffer is someone who does this on a regular basis.

Jack: Hey, Bob didn't take that shot!
Jane: Way to sluff, Bob!

by Glomper August 19, 2006

sluffing

UK slang word for menstruation,

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants

by Mr Moz January 15, 2008

sluff

To add a card of no importance, or rank, from ones hand onto a trick in a round of cards.

Joe led the round of cards with a king of hearts, Mary followed suit with the ten of hearts, Kelly took the trick with the ace of hearts, and I sluffed off the two of clubs.

by woman at home October 1, 2009

sluffa

To be lazy or present yourself in a haenous manner.

Origin: Jeffery
Location: 731
Victim: Swan

Swantek you's a sluffa.

by MALS-12 ORDNANCE October 19, 2006

sluffawhore

The combination of a slutface and a whore. Thus forth creating the slutfaced-whore... the sluffawhore. Rare species only found within the borders of Massachusettes.

Julia R. Mahoney is a sluffawhore.

by DreamEvolved November 2, 2006

Sluff

A somewhat derogatory nickname for the much-maligned English town Slough (pronounced Sla-ow), of which sluff is a possible mispronounciation.

"If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Sluff Town tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below" (football song)

"If you jump off at Maidenhead you can get the train to Sluff."

by Billy-Bob McSanchez April 6, 2005