Smlunt

(v.) to smoke a blunt.

"Hey you wanna smlunt at my house?"

by $eanMoney November 3, 2011

smln

"Suck My Left Nut!"

An exclamation or taunt.

The lucky noob says "I owned you!"
My response: SMLN

by Mr. Burns September 14, 2004

SMLA

Suck my liberal a**.

Ex. 1
Person 1: I support gay marriage.
Person 2: According to the bible, God says that it's wrong.
Person 1: SMLA.

by 4V3RYL1B3R4LP3RS0N May 16, 2009

SMLN

Suck my left nut

hey babe smln
you smln

by zubber August 22, 2012

SMLT

Suck My Left Tit. Used when someone wants you to do something that there is no chance you would ever do.

If he thinks I am going to go to work tomorrow, he can SMLT.

by Supertcher August 13, 2007

Smlum

Smlum is the mixture of smegma, blood and cum. This occurs when someone with a severe case of smegma has an orgasm and his cum-shot takes the smegma along with his bloody cum.

I went for a shower this moring, and while undressing, my penis got stuck in my jocks by a large amount of dried smlum.

by Smeg-man March 26, 2009

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

by The Dave June 9, 2004