Vent Slayer

Someone who jerks off into air conditioning vents.

Yeah man, Jared is a total vent slayer lol.

by Spunnar August 6, 2017

Pussy slayer 69

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.

Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!

by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020

Youngling Slayer 5000

The official name of Anakin and Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It has done many things, such as slaying younglings. It can also be a synonym for the greek word "Malakas"

(Depressed)This dagger has killed my parents...
(Excited) This is the Youngling slayer 5000?!

by Thathandleisalreadyinuebysomeo May 13, 2021

Slayer

Slayer (pronounced: SSSLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHYHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) is a metal band that the words "Awesome, Fuck Yeah, and FUCKIN METAL" can't describe. The only words that can possibly describe Slayer are "The GODS THAT FUCKIN SMASH THEIR HEADS AGAINST A WALL UNTIL IT IS PAINED BLOOD AND THEN STARTS SCREAMIN' FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone not worthy of "The Metal" will listen to slayer and their face will melt, their head will explode and leave a blooied corpse, only for the bloodied corpse to explode and leave nothing, wiping out their very existence from the universe. Chuck Norris himself listened to Slayer and has now locked himself in his mom's closet, crying.

Me: What the fuck are you listening to?

Girl: I'm listening to Justin Bieber! Isn't he cute?

Me: No. Listen to Metallica.

Girl: (types Metallica into the Youtube search engine) Eh, not really my style. Oh wait, it says i might like slayer

Me: I wouldn't do that if i were you,.....

Girl: (clicks slayer)
(slayer begins to play Angel of Death, girl's head explodes and the remains explode as well, leaving not even a speck of blood. )

Me: oh, she should have listened to me.....\m/ SLAYER!!!!! (listens to the rest of song)

by Chazm66....6 December 27, 2010

Slader

Cheating on your homework or copying it from another source. Most specifically, math and science homework out of the textbook.

- "Did you do the Mr. Appleton's Calculus homework?"
- "No, I didn't. I'm just gonna Slader it when I get home."

by gr8apej8ke September 29, 2013

pulling a Steven Slater

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.

I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money

by mn24 August 10, 2010

Slater Style

The act of having a bowel movement while faceing the opposite direction on the toilet than is traditionally practiced. Deriven from the character A.C. Slater (Mario Lopez) off of the teen sit-com, Saved by the Bell, whom popularized the action of sitting on a chair backwards.

Oh man, last night I was so drunk that I took a dump Slater Style.

by UP 1 March 29, 2008