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Slackpacking

the fine art of intending to go backpacking (carrying all equipment in a large backpack to your camping location in the woods) but instead walking out of the woods for the finer things in life: beer, entertainment, and food.
We went backpacking on the Appalachian Trail last week but with the 40 degree temps and rain, we ended up slackpacking down in Gatlinburg.

The trail we intended to backpack on had a tons of trees down over the trail. After trying to climb over and under about 20 trees, we gave up, turned around, and slackpacked at the drive-in campsite and bummed around the tiny town nearby.

This weekend slackpacking trip was fun. We had planned to backpack in to our campsite last night but we forgot to pack our dinner food. Instead we hiked in, setup camp, and walked out for pizza and beer. We ended up seeing a really good band. The walk back in to our campsite at midnight was a little scary...
by Ungulate August 1, 2010
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Slacktacular

A situation, state of mind, or adjective used to describe someone or something that is slacking, lazy, sluggish, or sloth. Slacktacular is used mostly in school or during senioritis.
"Dude I can't keep up with the reading for Jane's class, I'm done, I'm not doing another homework assignment for the rest of the term."
"Thats slacktacular!"

or

"I have such senioritis, I have a feeling things are gunna start to get slacktacular."
by RC326 April 6, 2010
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slapback

A turd so long, that it sticks out of the water and could literally slap you in the butt cheek
"Hey Javier, I just took a shit so big it almost gave me a slapback!"
by Javier4life November 22, 2013
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smackhacker

to smack up your biznatch, or smack around a person you dislike
tom: my girl was pissing me off last night
jarry: smackhacker her to get her in line
by zilly May 22, 2006
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snackpack

When a man and a woman are either having sex or just flirting (or anything in between)and the woman assumes a submissive position, most commonly on her knees, then the man jerks-off into the woman's mouth. The woman then swallows his load. Used as a code word in casual conversation and allows for secret requests while in public.
Howard snuck off to give Mary a snackpack at the party.
Blake and Kate laughed when discussing their last snackpack in front of friends.
by Razorblake33 July 28, 2006
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Sackpack

A bag held together by string that is typically worn on the backs of athletes for the holding of non-academic material such as cleats, frisbees and lipstick. It can sometimes and understandably be confused with a murse. The owner of the sackpack can be mistaken for a gay man when in reality, he just plays a bunch of sports.
Person 1: Did you see that guy with the sackpack? I bet he plays a lot of sports.
Person 2: Yeah, I bet he's the team rump ranger.
Person 1: Word.
by your girlfriend wins November 16, 2011
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slackpack

to just throw all your gear back in the car for the trip home
man i spent hours neatly packing the car for our camping trip but after a big week-end like that i slackpacked for the trip home
by phallic May 5, 2007
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