Rock Paper Scissors

The process of using hand signs to make quick final decisions on minor conflicts

John: "Shotgun!"
Bill: "Bullshit, you got shotgun last time!"
John: "Rock Paper Scissors for it..."

Bill throws scissors, John throws paper.

Bill: "I win asshole!"
John: "Shit..."

by WBrown999 November 11, 2006

poop scissors

is what eric at plaza tire does on the weekends with his homosexual posse..

hey bros you guys wanna get together in new melle and do that poop scissors again!

by deevon the dude January 14, 2011

dirty scissors

when a person cuts, or has sex with others who are dirty, ugly,or nasty.

donnie cuts so many nasty chicks, the guys call him dirty scissors.

by price/snavely September 30, 2007

sissorception

the lesbian version of a "cock block"

I was about to hook up with that girl and my friend made a sissorception before I could.

by lesbian13 February 15, 2014

Scissors

A tool used to cut bushes or food packaging/string or hair

She uses scissors to cut the meat's packaging off
The hairdresser uses scissors to cut the girl's hair short
He uses kitchen scissors to cut the butcher's string off from the food

by JoJo2014a May 9, 2021

scissorstopped

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women

I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.

by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022