Side Bread

The female equivalent of the male mistress side dude

Girl 1: What's Candy doing with Phil ? Isn't she married to Max ?

Girl 2: She's still married to Max, Phil is just her side bread.

by DukeofB September 26, 2019

Elevated Side Bitch

The side bitch that was promoted to girlfriend/wife in name only.

You remember that bitch from Austin? She’s running around like she forgot she’s just an elevated side bitch.

by Bunney August 14, 2021

Shebouygan Side-by-side

A unique game involving two male participants, facing one another, in which the players strapped their erect penises together with cinnamon dental floss(or some other fastening apparatus). The object of the game is to maintain your erection longer than your opponent. Obviously, homosexuals will have an advantage, though those of a high sexual fortitude may be able to overcome.

"That shebouygan side-by-side match was killer. Anthony lost his boner in less than 3 minutes. Scott was still rock hard and even spurted on him a little bit at the end.

by Dick Dazzler July 21, 2010

side by each

two or more objects next to each other side by side Rhode Island slang

We walked down the street side by each.

by Mike October 26, 2004

side balding

When a man loses the hair on the sides of his head before he goes bald on the top of his head.

I feel sorry for Tom, he has some savage side balding.

by BobsRobbo June 22, 2010

Side Bum

Similar to Side Boob, Side Bum is the visual conception of the bare waste of a woman(or if an unfortunate situation, a man), while the back and front of the waist is visually obstructed or concealed, yet still revealing the curvature of the buttocks.

(Person A): I don't understand why people fixate over the Princess Leia bikini, that cloth she's wearing over her waist covers everything!

(Person B): Except when she points her hips towards the camera and reveals some major side bum.

by RapidEyeMovementOfTheTiger January 26, 2011

Side Bitch²

Noun - (Pronounced: Side Bitch Squared) - A woman that is content being the 3rd female in a guy's life. She is the side bitch to the side bitch or the Number 2-Number 2.

I don't know how DJ has time for anything. He has a wife, a side bitch, and a side bitch²

by Chalmette Mayor July 12, 2015