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Shortcake

A freindly nickname given to a person who is missing a somewhat vital organ. Used commonly in verbal assault situations. Also see: Spencer
Kyle: wazzup niggas i just had my cholecystectomy

Freind: you are such a shortcake
by TacoJohntrolololol December 18, 2012
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shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!
omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!
by karanna January 19, 2008
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strawberry shortcake

usually named Thomas or Volosin
Boy: hey who’s that Strawberry shortcake

Me: that’s def Thomas he’s like do shortcake
by kindacoolcat April 10, 2020
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shortcakeable

Your mom is shortcakeable.... and your sister's not bad.
by BalkyLepal July 9, 2006
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Strawberry Shortcake

It is when you have coitus with a female while she is on her period and you ejaculate inside while she is bleeding and you pull out and your penis replicates strawberry shortcake frosting.
My wife and I made a strawberry shortcake last night if you know what I mean.
by Damien Maske March 4, 2015
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alaskin strawberry shortcake

the act of bringing a girl in the snow punching her in the nose giving her a bloody putting the bloody snow on your penis and having her eat it
yo that bitch was being a whore so i fuckin alaskin strawberry shortcaked her
by Sabadu Buhhr September 14, 2012
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Raspberry Shortcake

When one utilizes the unused or used end of a used tampon to stem the flow of a bloody nose obtained during intercourse.
The lesbians were very rough with each other, but a raspberry shortcake allowed the fun to continue.
by Crackbabybasketballlover. June 13, 2012
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