shacket

A cross between a shirt and a jacket similar to the apparel of builders.

Hey hans, take off that sexy shacket and come on over here baby.

by crumply June 11, 2006

Serpent Socket

The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.

Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.

by Barbados118 January 25, 2010

Shooketh

A slang word popularized by Christine Sydelko & Elijah Daniel from a YouTube video meaning that something crazy just happened or unfathomable. It could also be something that doesn’t make sense or is crazy. It can also be used as, “shook”.

My teacher just gave me extra homework for not doing last nights homework, I’m shooketh

by cybersyo November 8, 2017

socketeering

A completely platonic act of intimacy in which one party (possessing an outty belly button) connects with another party (possessing an inny belly button) by inserting or “socketing” the corresponding body parts like matching puzzle pieces

“Hey guys, I just invented socketeering!”
“Shut up, Jackson!”
Note: as far as I’m aware this is the only way this word has ever been used in conversation.

by Gofein March 11, 2021

The Shocker

Verb: The sexual act that consists of the dominant partner, either male or female, giving the more subtle female partner pleasure by inserting the index and middle fingers into her vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand into her anus. She is pleasured by the slow/fast thrusting of the hand in and out of the orifices.

The Shocker is also known as:
1. 2 in the juice, 1 in the deuce
2. 2 in the pookie, 1 in the dookie
3. 2 in the cummer, 1 in the plumber
4. 2 in the meat pie, 1 in the brown eye
5. 2 in the kook, 1 in the dook

Noun: That really intense yellow bad guy from the Spiderman comics.

Verb-
Marc: "Whats the shocker?"
Taylor: "Its two in the fish bowl, one in the corn-hole!"

Noun-
Spiderman: "Oh god, its the shocker!"

by the storm drains May 3, 2008

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010

Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

See shocker and Alaskan Pipeline

I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!

by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010