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shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.
Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.
by sailingfool September 9, 2009
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Shinternet

Shit-Internet - Having shit internet being shortened to shinternet
AHAHA WILLMATTY HAS SHINTERNET
by Willmatty3 July 23, 2017
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mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..
Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!
by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015
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shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.
Wow, nice shmants dude.
by Salvo October 19, 2007
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Shmister

(adjective) used to describe one person who knows enough about everything to start a conversation but once they begin talking on a topic, you relize they know nothing about it. They try to use big words and fancy sentence structure to make it sound as if they know what they are talking about when they really dont. These people are often thought of as "know-it-all's" when they really know nothing. They are often proven wrong and are rarley and expert in any subject.
Dude 1 "bro, i met this babe last night and she had it all, she was hot, succesful, and knew everything about everything!"

Dude 2 "oh, that girl. I talked to her too. she was just a shmister, i wouldnt go for that"
by surfrat96 November 15, 2011
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Shinterrupted

When one taking a shit, they are interrupted, this even includes not having toilet paper, anything that hinders the ability to take a normal peaceful shit.
Every time I take a shit in the locker room after gym class, I get Shinterrupted by people.
by Sixberry April 14, 2015
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shmirtefléur

What to say if you don't know how to pronounce, spell, or say a word.
( said in a fat Cartman voice)
How do you say it... You know the shmirtefléur!
by Noun: shmir-tee-fléur May 8, 2015
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