A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
by CosmicBig Mike October 20, 2010
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(Verb) When a vending machine attendant or shelf stocker puts the product in backwards, upside-down, leaves the packages wrinkled, ignores "sell-by" dates, etc.; basically stocks the machine/shelf with no regard to presentation, functionality or salability.
I just double-checked Jughead's work.....He totally shitloaded the snack machine.
I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.
I'm writing Archie up for shitloading the beverage aisle.
by ChubbyMac June 22, 2020
Get the Shitloading mug.A shitloid is a douchebag but from the next level. They say things that nobody says anymore, like sus, drip, yolo, and more crap only a shitloid would say. They are dirty and think everyone is their friend when in reality, they are just a tool and everyone wants to beat the shit out of them. They are a simp, but their ass will never get a girl. They are not funny when they think they are and they piss everyone off. To avoid a shitloid, stay 1 acre away from their dumbass. If they come towards you, throw the hardest object you have at them, throw mud at them, or you can push them into a body of water. The recommended body of water is a swamp.
Also, Fuck you Cedar.
Also, Fuck you Cedar.
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To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
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Get the government shitdown mug.I'm trying to aim the fucking atom. If you hold the SQUARE button, you'll be fucked! What were they thinking?!?!?!?! What a shitload of fuck! What an assy shitload of motherfucking bullfuck! I rather take a cat and put the cat's asshole into my MOUTH!!! Bloody fuck! Meine Verficktes Sheiβe. Pinche perra de gata. DIE ALREADY, BUBSY 3D!! Hadouken! Get over here! Shoryuken! Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!! FUS RO DAH!!! THIS, IS, SPARTA!!!! -Retro Game Rage
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Get the what a shitload of fuck mug.Shitload means to have a lot of something, but the actual amount varies. To figure out how much is in a shitload you must follow a few steps.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
1. pick an item - ex) pretzels
2. make it singular - ex) pretzel
3. figure out how many letters in in that word - ex) 7
4. multiply that number by 6 - ex) 7x6=42
5. it takes 42 pretzels to make a shitload of them!
It varies because if the word were short like car, it would be 3x6=18.
A SHITLOAD OF:
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
babies -> baby -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 babies
trees -> tree -> 4 -> 4x6= 24 trees
stop signs -> stop sign -> 8 -> 8x6=48 stop signs
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