When you sit on and fart into a throw pillow, then smack your friend or foe in the face with it. Depending on the material of the throw, the results can be remarkable. When properly executed, you can rip a disastrous bomb into the pillow, rip it across the room nailing someone in the head--and not only do they get doused in stench, but none of the residue remains in your area.
The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.
The key is compressing the pillow before you fart, then unloading your weight as it comes out. This causes the pillow to ingest all the surrounding air. Some shillows can hold the stench for 15 minutes in perfect conditions, giving lots of opportunity for a sneak attack.
Steve enters room, Dave & Jim are sitting on the couch
>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim
"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"
"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.
>WHAP!< throw pillow hits Steve in face thrown by Jim
"Ugh, bastard, you startled me!" Says Steve, then suddenly "OH CRAP, what's that smell?!? (dry heaving) I can taste it! Was that a shillow??"
"Hmm.. that's odd.. I don't smell anything over here. I don't know what you're talking about." Jim plays it off legit.
by H. Bobs August 14, 2009
Get the shillow mug.When one shits in a ziplock bag and places it inside the pillow case with the pillow. Leaving the bag ever so slightly open.
John was exhausted and decided to go straight to bed. He laid his head on his favorite pillow, only to explode a ziplock bag of shit and find a Shillow.
by AxeDjibouti April 2, 2022
Get the Shillow mug.The most successful conman of the 21st Century so far. He can always be seen manipulating people and markets, selling unattainable space dreams to starry-eyed young people, running pump&dump schemes on crypto markets, feeding his own fake "visionary messiah" complex on Twitter, using pop-culture terminology and lame comedic attempts to gain followers to his cult of personality while selling futuristic bs to the masses.
Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Always be shilling for that sweet government dough, Shillon.
Shillon Musk tweeted again.
You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.
It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
You cannot fully terraform Mars on a reasonable timeframe without some form of "Clarketech", Shillon.
It is illegal to manipulate markets, Shillon Musk.
by beMerciless May 13, 2021
Get the Shillon Musk mug.A Youtube Shitposter that creates videos on the video game Warframe. She is mute and must use a Text To Speech website to create videos for the daily scum to enjoy. Also, send her a Mag or die.
Jill: Hey dude have you heard of Quite Shallow before?
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.
Alex: Nope
Jill: She's the girl that you send your daily Mags to.
Alex: OOOOh.
by SomeRandomOperator March 26, 2018
Get the Quite Shallow mug.Many give the term "shallow" too narrow a meaning by stating it only refers to those who judge others purely on looks. Here is a list of characteristics that actually define a person as shallow:
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information
4. They are overly concerned with material things
1. Their thoughts are mainly concerned with unimportant things, such as the way they look or how others are judging them
2. They are unable to connect with others on deep emotional levels
3. They make judgements based on trivial, surface-level information
4. They are overly concerned with material things
Joe is a very shallow guy. During his day at school he decided that Kevin was weird because his hair is really long. Later that day, Joe told Mark he ought to display the brand he is wearing. He also decided Mark was cooler than Kevin because Mark has a Mustang and plays football.
by Moonshine Billy February 24, 2015
Get the Shallow mug.A rapper/hip hop artist who is materialistic, usually misogynist and only sees things for the obvious that they are, and is does not look deeper into it.
Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).
These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.
However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music
Typically attached to record company puppet strings and found on television and radio speaking of things that you can ONLY obtain, or very simple 3rd grade analogies about them (I'm hotter than the sun).
These rappers are not impressive and you can sometimes predict what their gonna say because of how simple the lyrics are. They are typically uneducated and ironically are the most popular and commercially successful rappers.
However I wouldn't consider EVERY shallow rapper to be naturally like that, MOST of them use to be more creative and deep but had to change due to America's ignorant "dumb it down" demand for music
Lil Wayne
Nicki Minaj
Gucci Mane
Soulja Boy
Drake
Shawty Lo
ANY rapper that sings
MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single
(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)
Nicki Minaj
Gucci Mane
Soulja Boy
Drake
Shawty Lo
ANY rapper that sings
MOST shallow rappers became popular because of one song that is a party/dance single
(a rare exception would be Lupe Fiasco)
by Optical Epilepsy April 11, 2010
Get the shallow rapper mug.John Smith only talks to skinny girls that wear short skirts, he's shallow-minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.
Jane Doe only likes muscular guys who play guitar, she' shallow minded.
by 4reeltalk July 17, 2014
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