A selfie is a picture you take when you hate yourself.
It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.
The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.
It's also a picture best taken with a selfie stick, so everyone in the world knows your a total toolshed. It has the secondary benifit of providing a metal pole to more easily beat you with.
The best selfies are those that involve some kind of natural diaster or riot. It shows real class to demonstrate your ability to care about where you are like a tourist while people are being flayed alive by fire. With these kinds of pictures, it's best to wait until someone is actually in the process being brained by a police officer or torn to peices by rabid wolves before taking the picture, to maximize it's chance of going viral and earning you mad props, or as the cynical like to call them death threats.
by Holywar October 30, 2015
Get the Selfiemug. A) a person taking a picture of themselves at arms length, or B) a person in a picture by themselves
by tra_lalaaa August 30, 2013
Get the Selfiesmug. 
Masterbating, Having some quality time with yourself
by Thanksw4stoosh August 18, 2013
Get the Selfiemug. The act of taking a 'selfie' but including one or more other people in your picture.
Pronounced: Self•iss
Pronounced: Self•iss
by PantySnatcher May 26, 2014
Get the Selfismug. by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010
Get the Selfymug. by Walmart Tech support July 2, 2018
Get the Selfiesmug.