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Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."
by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009
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Scrumplet

1. “I only eat snozcumbers and drink frobscottle…but, my little scrumplet, you must help me save the world’s chidlers from the bad giants.” Original Source: Roald Dahl’s Big Friendly Giant.

2. “Did you see the scrumplet over by the swimming pool?”
by orangejuicew2 March 23, 2010
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scrumptious

" thats some scrumptious ass cake!"
by Hopelicious October 28, 2013
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scrumptrocity

the quality or state of being absolutely scrumptious.

- almost to the point of being too scrumptious.
This chicken pot pie is a scrumptrocity.

An el and 2 forties... sounds like a scrumptrocity against mankind.
by bigolenastyman February 10, 2008
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line of scrumpage

Similar to the line of scrimmage in football. It's an imaginary line that you have to get to (through dates, flowers, begging, etc.) before a girl well let you scrump her - aka fuck her.

It can also be the crossing into an area inside or outside that you go to fool around.
Billy: I've tried everything with Beth and she won't let me in there.
Fred: It's 4th and 20. You'll never make it to her line of scrumpage dude. Just punt her away.

Dave: Check out Dan and Steph walking away from the campfire together.
Tim: He's taking her into the dark. I can still see them, still see them...and they're gone.
Dave: They crossed the line of scrumpage.
by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009
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scrumpter

The scrumpter is the rare act of reverse road-head. The driver of a vehicle performs oral sex on the passenger of said vehicle while operating the vehicle at high speeds. Known only to occur when planned. Usually filmed simultaneously.
So I was in the car with my girl when she leaned over and gave me the scrumpter.
by Chaps April 10, 2005
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scrumpable

adjective describing a male that you want to have sex with.
Inuyasha and Orlando Bloom are both very scrumpable.
by Mildred Kerplucknickshuck November 14, 2004
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