Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

coaching from the sidelines

A case of constipation so severe it leaves you talking to your shit to try & get it to come out.

One can be coaching from the sidelines in following manner;
"Who does number 2 work for?!"
"That's right, you tell that turd who's boss!"
Austin Powers I

by mr hankie June 17, 2006

art scratching

The act of rubbing ones stubbly, unshaven chin against the buttocks or around the anal area of a willing 'victim'. Named because the main participants of this pastime are wannabee boho arty types with bad skin.

Geoff: Did you see Briggsy at NG1 last night?

Ringo: Why, what happened?

Geoff: He held someone down and gave them a right good art scratching. They couldn't walk properly for the rest of the evening...

by tresspass September 17, 2008

scorching fart

this is the worst fart in the world. they burn like hell and smell like a dead animal mixed with rotten egg. Also produce the most methane gas if there is an open flame the room will ignite

meg ripped a scorching fart that stunk up the entire room thank god there was no open flame.

by apple seller November 9, 2013

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

fence scratching

when someone is trying to jump a fence and keeps kicking the fence to get over it

saul: look at that guy fence scratching

by gaul sollins January 12, 2012